{"id":102,"date":"2008-06-23T18:16:47","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T18:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/06\/23\/on-jeolousy\/"},"modified":"2008-06-23T18:16:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T18:16:47","slug":"on-jeolousy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/06\/23\/on-jeolousy\/","title":{"rendered":"On Jeolousy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about jealousy quite a bit lately. Along those lines, here is one more piece by Billy Collins before I have to return the library book.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Rival Poet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The column of your book titles,<br \/>\nalways introducing your latest one,<br \/>\nlooms over me like Roman architecture.<\/p>\n<p>It is longer than the name of an Italian countess, longer<br \/>\nthan this poem will probably be.<\/p>\n<p>Etched on the head of a pin,<br \/>\nmy own production would leave room for<br \/>\nThe lord&#8217;s Prayer and many dancing angels.<br \/>\nNo matter.<\/p>\n<p>In my revenge dream I am the one<br \/>\npoised on the marble staircase<br \/>\nhigh above the crowded ballroom.<br \/>\nA retainer in livery announces me<br \/>\nand the Contessa Maria Teresa Isabella<br \/>\nVeronica Multalire Eleganza de Bella Ferrari.<\/p>\n<p>You are the one below<br \/>\nfidgeting in your rented tux<br \/>\nwith some local Cindy hanging all over you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about jealousy quite a bit lately. Along those lines, here is one more piece by Billy Collins before I have to return the library book. The Rival Poet The column of your book titles, always introducing your latest one, looms over me like Roman architecture. It is longer than the name of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/06\/23\/on-jeolousy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;On Jeolousy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}