{"id":2502,"date":"2011-04-02T08:55:35","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T15:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=2502"},"modified":"2011-04-02T08:55:35","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T15:55:35","slug":"queue-versus-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2011\/04\/02\/queue-versus-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Queue versus Line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Queue is a better word than line. Why?<\/p>\n<p>1. The line is rarely a line. It wraps around the counter like a scattered snake.<\/p>\n<p>2. Euclid said the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line. In reality, stepping into the line is sure to slow you down the most.<\/p>\n<p>3. In computer science, a queue is strictly &#8220;first in, first out&#8221;. This is proof that computer scientists are out of touch with reality. The first step of developing a proper AI is making sure that others cut in line.<\/p>\n<p>4. Queue is always worth more in Scrabble<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Queue is a better word than line. Why? 1. The line is rarely a line. It wraps around the counter like a scattered snake. 2. Euclid said the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line. In reality, stepping into the line is sure to slow you down the most. 3. In computer science, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2011\/04\/02\/queue-versus-line\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Queue versus Line&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2502"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2505,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2502\/revisions\/2505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}