{"id":3824,"date":"2012-11-30T23:46:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-01T07:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=3824"},"modified":"2012-11-30T23:46:50","modified_gmt":"2012-12-01T07:46:50","slug":"grendle-hates-genesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2012\/11\/30\/grendle-hates-genesis\/","title":{"rendered":"Grendle hates Genesis"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Then a powerful demon, a prowler through the dark,<br \/>\nnursed a hard grievance. It harrowed him<br \/>\nto hear the din of the loud banquet<br \/>\nevery day in the hall, the harp being struck<br \/>\nand the clear song of a skilled poet<br \/>\ntelling with mastery of man&#8217;s beginnings,<br \/>\nhow the Almighty had made the earth<br \/>\na gleaming plain girdled with waters;<br \/>\nin His splendour He set the sun and moon<br \/>\nto be earth&#8217;s lamplight, lanterns for me,<br \/>\nand filled the broad lap of the world<br \/>\nwith branches and leaves; and quickened life<br \/>\nin every other thing that moved.<\/p>\n<p>-Beowulf, Seamus Heaney translation, l.86-98<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What drives Grendle absolutely nuts? Not just mirthful singing. That&#8217;s obnoxious enough, but not worth leaving the safety of his forest den for. No, what he really can&#8217;t stand is someone reciting Genesis 1. ARRRRRRRR!!!! It drives some folks just as bananas today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then a powerful demon, a prowler through the dark, nursed a hard grievance. It harrowed him to hear the din of the loud banquet every day in the hall, the harp being struck and the clear song of a skilled poet telling with mastery of man&#8217;s beginnings, how the Almighty had made the earth a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2012\/11\/30\/grendle-hates-genesis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Grendle hates Genesis&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3824"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3826,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3824\/revisions\/3826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}