{"id":4068,"date":"2013-04-02T23:35:51","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T06:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=4068"},"modified":"2013-04-02T23:35:51","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T06:35:51","slug":"listening-to-see-what-adam-names-the-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2013\/04\/02\/listening-to-see-what-adam-names-the-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"Listening to see what Adam names the animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>I thought about how listening to Genesis once in a monastery choir, I&#8217;d suddenly heard Adam&#8217;s naming the animals as a form of play. God does not command Adam to name the animals; God brings them to Adam &#8220;to see what he will call them.&#8221; This implies that God wants to be surprised and wants Adam to play along in the continual surprise of creation.<\/p>\n<p>-Kathleen Norris, The Cloister Walk, p.307<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This sort of thing drives some theologians nuts. God can&#8217;t be &#8220;surprised&#8221; by something in his creation. That&#8217;s Open Theism heresy! To hell with that! They imagine God as a either someone participating in the sit-down read-through of a long screenplay he wrote himself and everything follows the script exactly. It&#8217;s all glorious of course and has a great ending, but he&#8217;s yawning half the time. Nobody will say their lines wrong since he made their tongues and breath too. Handy.<\/p>\n<p>Either that or they imagine God to be like an impossibly deep-thinking chess computer that can see 40,000 moves ahead into any game. Of course he would know Adam&#8217;s neurons would fire at a certain time and analogies would present themselves to him in such an order that OF COURSE he was going to call that critter a &#8220;giraffe&#8221;. Yawn again. I think if that were really the case, Jesus would have needed a lot more coffee to keep himself engaged with humanity long enough to have to cultivate real friendships. Not when they could just be literally be analyzed away.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not saying I have a better model for understanding the mind of God &#8211; just that here are two examples of things that I don&#8217;t think work. They don&#8217;t contain the Father well at all. He&#8217;s spilling out the sides of the container while having fun listening to Adam name the animals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought about how listening to Genesis once in a monastery choir, I&#8217;d suddenly heard Adam&#8217;s naming the animals as a form of play. God does not command Adam to name the animals; God brings them to Adam &#8220;to see what he will call them.&#8221; This implies that God wants to be surprised and wants &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2013\/04\/02\/listening-to-see-what-adam-names-the-animals\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Listening to see what Adam names the animals&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4068"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4070,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4068\/revisions\/4070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}