{"id":4306,"date":"2013-06-13T23:17:09","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T06:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=4306"},"modified":"2013-06-13T23:17:09","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T06:17:09","slug":"weeks-of-summer-with-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2013\/06\/13\/weeks-of-summer-with-children\/","title":{"rendered":"Weeks of summer with children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week: Get four children ready for vacation bible school each day, another for painting camp and violin rehearsals and recital, and another for blind cane training. Also work full time and do lots of chores. Am I forgetting something? Oh yes, interact with my wife. Good grief. I hope things quiet down pretty soon. I just about lost it today. Yes I know this reads more like a fairly pointless Facebook status update, but I needed somewhere to stick this highly appropriate pic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-content\/uploads\/freak-out-and-break-stuff.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4307 lazyload\" alt=\"freak-out-and-break-stuff\" data-src=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-content\/uploads\/freak-out-and-break-stuff.jpg\" width=\"263\" height=\"381\" data-srcset=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-content\/uploads\/freak-out-and-break-stuff.jpg 263w, http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-content\/uploads\/freak-out-and-break-stuff-207x300.jpg 207w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 263px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 263\/381;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week: Get four children ready for vacation bible school each day, another for painting camp and violin rehearsals and recital, and another for blind cane training. Also work full time and do lots of chores. Am I forgetting something? Oh yes, interact with my wife. Good grief. I hope things quiet down pretty soon. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2013\/06\/13\/weeks-of-summer-with-children\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Weeks of summer with children&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4308,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4306\/revisions\/4308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}