{"id":536,"date":"2009-02-18T06:50:23","date_gmt":"2009-02-18T06:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=536"},"modified":"2009-02-18T06:50:23","modified_gmt":"2009-02-18T06:50:23","slug":"oh-god-no-more-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/02\/18\/oh-god-no-more-elves\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh God, no more Elves!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the Inklings was Hugo Dyson, a Shakespeare expert. Of all the members, he was probably the most interested in just hanging out and having a good time. He is reported to have moaned &#8220;Oh God, no more Elves&#8221; whenever Tolkien would pull out another draft chapter from The Lord of the Rings. I found this annecdotal story about him to be a crackup:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hugo Dyson, on his visits to Oxford from Reading, became a frequent and most welcome interrupter of Warnie Lewis&#8217;s ornings: &#8216;At about half past eleven when I was at work in the front room in College, in burst Dyson in his most exuberant mood. He began by saying that it was such a cold morning that we would have to adjourn almost immediately to get some brandy. I pointed out to him that if he was prepared to accept whiskey as an alternative, it was available in the room. Having sniffed it he observed &#8220;it would be unpardonable rudeness to your brother to leave any of this&#8221; and emptied the remains of the decanter into the class. After talking very loudly and amusingly for some quarter of an hour, he remarked airily &#8220;I suppose we can&#8217;t be heard in the next room?&#8221; then having listened for a moment, &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s all right, it&#8217;s the pupil talking &#8211; your brother won&#8217;t want to listen to him anyway&#8221;. He next persuaded me to walk round to Blackwell&#8217;s with him and here he was the centre of attraction to a crowd of undergraduates. Walking up to the counter he said: &#8220;I want a second hand so-and-so&#8217;s Shakespeare; have you got one?&#8221; The assistant: &#8220;Not a second hand one sir, I&#8217;m afraid.&#8221; Dyson (impatiently): &#8220;Well, take a copy and rubn it on the floor, and sell it to me as shop soiled!.&#8221; &#8216;<\/p>\n<p>-The diary of Warnie Lewis, 2\/18\/1933. (Inklings p.54)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the Inklings was Hugo Dyson, a Shakespeare expert. Of all the members, he was probably the most interested in just hanging out and having a good time. He is reported to have moaned &#8220;Oh God, no more Elves&#8221; whenever Tolkien would pull out another draft chapter from The Lord of the Rings. I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/02\/18\/oh-god-no-more-elves\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh God, no more Elves!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=536"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":537,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/536\/revisions\/537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}