{"id":5764,"date":"2019-10-11T08:18:02","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T15:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=5764"},"modified":"2019-10-12T20:26:29","modified_gmt":"2019-10-13T03:26:29","slug":"inktober-2019-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2019\/10\/11\/inktober-2019-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"Inktober 2019: Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Inuit&#8217;s have over 50 different words for snow they say. Actually that&#8217;s a completely bogus factoid. They don&#8217;t. Be we Americans really do have at least 50 different words that mean &#8220;good&#8221;. Or at least those words do now. Examples:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>cool<\/li>\n<li>awesome<\/li>\n<li>dank<\/li>\n<li>dope<\/li>\n<li>wicked<\/li>\n<li>tight<\/li>\n<li>neat<\/li>\n<li>groovy<\/li>\n<li>on point<\/li>\n<li>boss<\/li>\n<li>nifty<\/li>\n<li>keen<\/li>\n<li>drippin&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>swell<\/li>\n<li>hunky-dory<\/li>\n<li>gucci<\/li>\n<li>100<\/li>\n<li>lit<\/li>\n<li>goat<\/li>\n<li>etc.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I believe it was Dorothy Sayers who lamented that all males are now called &#8220;gentlemen&#8221; with faux-respect in the public square. The word &#8220;gentleman&#8221; used to communicate something about the person&#8217;s class, occupation, and family. Now to say a man is a gentleman simple means that he is good. But we already have a word for good. Aaaaaand now we DON&#8217;T have a word for &#8220;gentleman&#8221;. Not helpful and it makes everything we say a little less true.<\/p>\n<p>In a similar fasion and more recently, Finnish comedian Ismo expressed his confusion that if someting is &#8220;ass&#8221; it&#8217;s bad, but if it&#8217;s &#8220;bad ass&#8221; it&#8217;s good. Wait, what?<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, we in the Pacific Northwest still only have one word for snow and it&#8217;s meaning hasn&#8217;t drifted much as far as I can tell. We may not be Eskimos, but we are no strangers to the fluffy white ice. We just had some just a few days ago, even though it&#8217;s only the second week of October. Time to put some totally boss snow tires on my minivan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Inuit&#8217;s have over 50 different words for snow they say. Actually that&#8217;s a completely bogus factoid. They don&#8217;t. Be we Americans really do have at least 50 different words that mean &#8220;good&#8221;. Or at least those words do now. Examples: cool awesome dank dope wicked tight neat groovy on point boss nifty keen drippin&#8217; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2019\/10\/11\/inktober-2019-snow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Inktober 2019: Snow&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5764"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5766,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5764\/revisions\/5766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}