{"id":738,"date":"2009-04-22T05:07:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T05:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=738"},"modified":"2009-04-22T05:07:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T05:07:49","slug":"coffee-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/04\/22\/coffee-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Mark B. drew a robot for me a few years ago. It has a coffee cup sitting on it&#8217;s head. He (the robot), is not entirely sure how it (the coffee) got up there. He would like to figure out how to get it down though. He&#8217;s thinking about it right now. Incidently, the drawing itself was made using espresso for ink. Seriously. This is my avatar. I AM the coffee robot. I&#8217;m standing very still. So I don&#8217;t spill.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone lazyload\" data-src=\"\/coffee_images\/coffee-robot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"622\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 425px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 425\/622;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Mark B. drew a robot for me a few years ago. It has a coffee cup sitting on it&#8217;s head. He (the robot), is not entirely sure how it (the coffee) got up there. He would like to figure out how to get it down though. He&#8217;s thinking about it right now. Incidently, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/04\/22\/coffee-robot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Coffee Robot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}