{"id":885,"date":"2009-05-19T21:03:56","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T21:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=885"},"modified":"2009-05-19T21:03:56","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T21:03:56","slug":"god-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/05\/19\/god-in-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"God in the kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Kinnon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kinnon.tv\/2009\/05\/random-thoughts-on-brokenness-heresy-paul-young-and-more-teapot.html\">making fun<\/a> of people making fun of The Shack is a crack-up:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Paul&#8217;s primary heresy; portraying G_d, the Father as a breakfast-baking, big black woman. We all know that G_d, the Father is a white male, with white hair and a white beard. (Does He wear a red suit? I can&#8217;t remember.) G_d, the Father could never be a breakfast-baking, big black woman. Especially since that person plays the Oracle in the Matrix and she bakes cookies. At least Paul Young&#8217;s G_d, the Father as a breakfast-baking, big black woman doesn&#8217;t smoke.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget though &#8211; Young&#8217;s God the Father listens to hip hop, which depending on what circle you&#8217;re in is as bad a smoking.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I prefer cookies to breakfast, but I liked most of The Shack anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Kinnon making fun of people making fun of The Shack is a crack-up: Paul&#8217;s primary heresy; portraying G_d, the Father as a breakfast-baking, big black woman. We all know that G_d, the Father is a white male, with white hair and a white beard. (Does He wear a red suit? I can&#8217;t remember.) G_d, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/05\/19\/god-in-the-kitchen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;God in the kitchen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}