{"id":903,"date":"2009-05-22T14:40:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T14:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/?p=903"},"modified":"2009-05-22T14:40:33","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T14:40:33","slug":"nt-wright-cheats-at-scrabble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2009\/05\/22\/nt-wright-cheats-at-scrabble\/","title":{"rendered":"N.T. Wright cheats at Scrabble"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, I’ve really been enjoying N.T. Wright lately, but I just discovered one of the new books<\/a> Micahel Spencer has been contracted to write is described as such:<\/p>\n

N.T. Wright Is A Cross-Dressing Communist Sissy Who Cheats At Scrabble And Really Worships The Devil<\/em>: I\u2019d serve as editor for this serious and dispassionate examination of N.T. Wright by various well-known reformed bloggers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh my gosh! I never knew. And I just played Scrabble last night with my wife. And I was tempted to cheat! Especially after she whipped my tail by dumping her board to spell “Unicorn” on a triple-word-score and rake in 80 points. Now that I’ve identified the source of corruption, I can stick it to the Devil. I dropped my copy of The New Testament and the People of God like third period French.<\/p>\n

All that church history wasn’t a ton of help anyway. I think I could get more use out of one of Michael’s previous works:<\/p>\n

This Is Your Best Wife? Wow<\/em>: This book helps husbands do all the little things that will change their wives from dowdy church matrons to hot pastorettes. Special section on how to behave on an airplane.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

While I wait for Amazon to hook me up, I’ll stick to some approved C.S. Lewis stuff (with all the parts of purgatory crossed out with a sharpie of course).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, I’ve really been enjoying N.T. Wright lately, but I just discovered one of the new books Micahel Spencer has been contracted to write is described as such: N.T. Wright Is A Cross-Dressing Communist Sissy Who Cheats At Scrabble And Really Worships The Devil: I\u2019d serve as editor for this serious and dispassionate examination of … <\/p>\n

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