{"id":97,"date":"2008-05-27T22:37:17","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T22:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/05\/27\/billy-collins-poetry\/"},"modified":"2008-05-28T20:21:55","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T20:21:55","slug":"billy-collins-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/05\/27\/billy-collins-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy Collins Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten in conversations with several people about poetry over the past year. The common theme is that, try as we might, we just don&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; most poetry. That is to say, we don&#8217;t like it. Perhaps it&#8217;s more boredom than the inability to put our fingers on what is actually wrong with it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve mentioned before that I&#8217;ve found some Yeats to be OK. Tennyson looked hopeful for a while, but I couldn&#8217;t get farther than the second chapter of Idylls of a King. What a snore. I have some Walt Whitman (still with dust) on my newly unpacked bookshelves. On second thought, I think it&#8217;s propping up the lamp on my desk upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>One name that has come up a couple times in these conversations is Billy Collins. Supposedly this guy&#8217;s stuff is very accessible and actually quite good. Today at lunch, I had to pick-up my Rene Girard book at the library. It&#8217;s slow reading and even though I&#8217;m close to finished with it, I couldn&#8217;t renew it anymore. So I had to return it in the drive-up drop box and wait a day for it to be re-shelved, then grab it again. While I was there, I picked up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/0375755195\">Sailing Alone Around the Room<\/a>, which is kind of a &#8220;best of&#8221; from Collin&#8217;s last four books along with a few new poems. I sampled several sections over lunch.<\/p>\n<p>Wow. This is really good stuff! I don&#8217;t even know where to start. It&#8217;s super. I MUST post a few here over the next week or so. They are often simple, often quirky, sometimes deep, sometimes intentionally shallow. This one is called Another Reason Why I Don&#8217;t Keep a Gun in the House:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The neighbors&#8217; dog will not stop barking.<br \/>\nHe is barking the same high, rhythmic bark<br \/>\nthat he barks every time they leave the house.<br \/>\nThey must switch him on on their way out.<\/p>\n<p>The neighbor&#8217;s dog will not stop barking.<br \/>\nI close all the windows in the house<br \/>\nand put on a Beethoven symphony full blast<br \/>\nbut I can still hear him muffled under the music,<br \/>\nbarking, barking, barking,<\/p>\n<p>and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,<br \/>\nhis head raised confidently as if Beethoven<br \/>\nhad included a part for barking dog.<\/p>\n<p>When the record finally ends he is still barking,<br \/>\nsitting there in the oboe section barking,<br \/>\nhis eyes fixed on the conductor who is entreating him with his baton<\/p>\n<p>while the other musicians listen in respectful<br \/>\nsilence to the famous barking dog solo,<br \/>\nthat endless coda that first established<br \/>\nBeethoven as an innovative genius.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten in conversations with several people about poetry over the past year. The common theme is that, try as we might, we just don&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; most poetry. That is to say, we don&#8217;t like it. Perhaps it&#8217;s more boredom than the inability to put our fingers on what is actually wrong with it. I&#8217;ve &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/2008\/05\/27\/billy-collins-poetry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Billy Collins Poetry&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/moscowcoffeereview.com\/carpecakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}