God in the kitchen

Bill Kinnon making fun of people making fun of The Shack is a crack-up:

Paul’s primary heresy; portraying G_d, the Father as a breakfast-baking, big black woman. We all know that G_d, the Father is a white male, with white hair and a white beard. (Does He wear a red suit? I can’t remember.) G_d, the Father could never be a breakfast-baking, big black woman. Especially since that person plays the Oracle in the Matrix and she bakes cookies. At least Paul Young’s G_d, the Father as a breakfast-baking, big black woman doesn’t smoke.

Don’t forget though – Young’s God the Father listens to hip hop, which depending on what circle you’re in is as bad a smoking.

Personally, I prefer cookies to breakfast, but I liked most of The Shack anyway.